I believe I briefly ranted at one point before about how I’ve always felt a certain kinship with Geordie La Forge and his blindness.  He wears a visor to see but it gives him constant headaches and is just generally a pain in the butt.  I relate because my glasses are so incredibly heavy (yes, […]

I hate ugly shoes. Allow me to elaborate. I know it’s 35 degrees out with the humidex but unless you are about to take a shower in a campground, walk on the beach or wade in a lake, you should not be wearing flip-flops. Those things are fug. And they make annoying flippety-floppity noises. And […]

If you smoke, you are gross.  What a disgusting indulgence.  It’s just like, icky.  It makes you stinky and phlegmy and nasty.  You know why people don’t regularly roll around in dog shit?  ‘Cause it’s gross.  So is smoking.   It’s one thing to abuse drugs that don’t affect others, though I would argue there’s no […]

So you know how sometimes life is just too good and you think to yourself “wow, I really wish everything would turn to shit so I could get back to living in hell”?  Well, when you get that feeling I recommend taking a few steps to remedy the situation.  Here’s what to do: Break up […]

Different people are different.  I know that’s hard for you to understand because you are you and you want everyone else on the planet to be exactly like you but I am me and I don’t want to be like you because in my opinion you suck and I rock.  I know you think you […]

Look, I realize you are a big, strong man and you are seven feet tall and you need the leg room and you just gotta let your junk breathe and so you’re spreading your legs, but guess what?  I’m on/in the bus/waiting room/movie theatre too.  I also have legs that require some space.  The difference […]

I HATE VIDEOTRON!!!!!  DIE VIDEOTRON, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!   That is all.

Stereotypes are funny things. They are often offensive, sometimes humourous but mostly dangerous in that they fill us with preconceived notions that can be harmful to our interactions with others. But obviously stereotypes come from somewhere. They are not usually invented out of thin air. Most often they are exaggerations of small truths. And sometimes […]

Alex Wong needs to move into my house and dance for me on command.  He can sleep on the new couch and can do chores in the daytime when I’m at work.  When I get home he can greet me at the door by doing the splits and then the hip-hop routine he rocked last […]

Have you heard of Tim Ferriss?  He’s the guy who wrote the Four Hour Workweek and the Four Hour Body.  If you YouTube him you’ll see that he’s a complete egomaniacle douchenugget, and even just reading his books you get the sort of uncomfortable feeling that this guy is a self-absorbed crackpot.  He uses himself […]