Different people are different.  I know that’s hard for you to understand because you are you and you want everyone else on the planet to be exactly like you but I am me and I don’t want to be like you because in my opinion you suck and I rock.  I know you think you […]

Look, I realize you are a big, strong man and you are seven feet tall and you need the leg room and you just gotta let your junk breathe and so you’re spreading your legs, but guess what?  I’m on/in the bus/waiting room/movie theatre too.  I also have legs that require some space.  The difference […]

Hells to the yes.  What an excellent movie.  All the dialogue was workshopped and improvised and it really shows, in a decidedly good way.  Never in my life have I seen a movie that was so naturalistic and believable in terms of character interaction.  Which is all the more amusing because the premise is a […]

I HATE VIDEOTRON!!!!!  DIE VIDEOTRON, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!   That is all.