Lame. Cliché. Unoriginal. Uninspired. Ordinary. Every situation was dumb and every character dumber. I disagreed so vehemently with every choice the protagonist made that it wasn’t even fun to be annoyed with her, it was just frustrating and an exercise not only in suspension of disbelief but suspension of tracking down the writers and murderizing them. What the fuck ever, France, go back to smoking cigarettes or whatever you people do.

This is basically a zombie movie, or an “infected with killer cannibal virus” movie but it must now be added to the mounting evidence that the presence of zombies is after all, NOT enough to make a compelling story. It’s because of movies like this one that I wonder about the Fantasia board, the people who pick the movies to be screened. I mean are they serious about this piece of shit? It’s not even that it was bad. It was just… nothing. It committed the ultimate sin. The WORST SIN: boring.

[rating:10]