I wrote this in 1996 or thereabouts and damn if it doesn’t ring true now as well:

Just because one is not
Doesn’t mean the other is
Burned the flame that got too hot
Put it out with my Cheez-Wiz
WATER TASTES LIKE TIN
ALUMINIUM
Laugh track will replace me once again
Never running out of maybe then
Oops, I lost the thought I thought I had
Not quite sure if this is good or bad
DRANO FILLS A VOID
CANNOT STAY ANNOYED
Even though I have changed
Doesn’t mean it’s for the worse
Sick of those who have complained
Get over it and curse your curse
PILLOW GOT TOO SOFT
TEDDY ALWAYS COUGHED
Around the corner sidewalk cul de sac
Better than a dead end turning back
Whoa, I almost overlooked that side
Now I’m climbing in for a long ride