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Well done costumers. Nico should always be topless. So far my fave dancers are Lisa, Allie and the aforementioned Shirtless Angel of Crimped Mohawk Hotness. I also kinda like Izaak even though the judges keep shitting all over him. Perhaps partly because of that. Although I think it’s mostly his cute awkwardness that I find endearing.

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When the movie Stargate came out I loved it. I was about 17, so perhaps I was easily impressed at the time but having recently rewatched it, I still think it stands up. When the TV show spin-off first aired I was very disappointed and abandoned it after only a few episodes. This turned out to be a mistake… or was it? I’m actually glad I waited until the entire 10 year run of the show concluded before buying the DVDs and watching the entire thing in the span of about 4 months.

There are some shows that benefit from being seen on a weekly, or otherwise sporadic basis. I tried to watch Six Feet Under all in one go but wound up tying a noose up to a light fixture and placing it around my neck, so depressing is that show. It should come with a warning: only watch in the summer, when in a good mood, with someone you love. Middleman and Eureka also benefit from slow viewage. They are good, campy fun but my camp tolerance only runs so deep and after too many episodes I lose interest, therefore those shows are best viewed intermittently.

Other shows benefit from being viewed all at once, such as Battlestar Gallatica, which is so good that it can be viewed according to any schedule but is probably best enjoyed when viewed in a marathon.

Still other shows absolutely require obsessive, sequential viewing. Lost, I’m looking at you. Lost is so convoluted that you lose track of what’s happening on a minute to minute basis, nevermind week to week. Heroes is also kind of confusing, what with the overload of useless characters, but I’m not sure I would want to watch too much of it all at once since I might be overcome with annoyance at Mexican Wonder Twin and her Crying Black Eyes of Death.  In fact, I’ve been rather annoyed with Heroes this season.  I think I’m starting to hate that show, but I digress.

Back to the topic at hand, which is Stargate. SG1 turned out to be the type of show that is best appreciated when seen all at once. Thank you to Space for their constant reruns because I randomly started watching a few episodes here and there and didn’t think much of them as catching the odd episode doesn’t leave much of an impression. But then here and there turned into every day, sometimes twice a day and when I found myself thinking about Daniel Jackson while shopping at Winners, I knew I was hooked. So I bought the whole series. All ten seasons of it. And I’m glad I did.  Once I got into it, it was all I could think about, and watching it all at once allowed me to appreciate the subtleties as well as the overarching storyarc. 

Stargate SG1 may just be THE most internally consistent show I have ever seen, with continuity that makes Star Trek look like a fourth grader’s science-fair project. It also boasts an impressively realistic portrayal of the military, so much so that it has won awards from the American airforce, for its “positive” portrayal of said airforce, although I would argue that the military is displayed warts and all, and oftentimes the negative trappings of the military are relevant to the plot. 

Of course there are a few unrealistic elements to SG1, as is inevitable for a sci-fi show that needs to move things along plot-wise (*cough*everyone in the galaxy speaks english even though their written language is totally different*cough*) but I have been continuously impressed by how grounded SG1 is in the real world, while simultaneously exploring every possible concept available to a science-fiction premise.  So yeah, there are a lot of sci-fi clichés on display but SG1 always retains its sense of humour and never tries to be important, unlike some other genre shows like the aforementioned BSG.  Yet it does have some very worthwhile things to say, particularly when it comes to the issue of religion. 

SG1 also deserves props for managing to stretch one villain into 8 seasons.  Most shows beat their villains into the ground until they aren’t scary anymore (borg anyone?) but the goa’uld maintained their menace and remained consistant while simultaneously evolving according to the ways in which they were repeatedly defeated by the heroes. 

Another plus for SG1 is that it is one of the only shows I have ever seen where I actually like all the main characters.  I could write an entire point by point comparison between Stargate and Star Trek (don’t worry, I’ll spare you) but one of my biggest issues with Trek has always been the abundance of douchebags on display.  Sooo many characters to hate.  And I don’t mean characters you love to hate because they are so deliciously villainous, I mean characters that just suck up the screen.  No such problem in Stargate.  Everyone rocks in their own way.  I’m sure not everyone would agree with me on that but I will make a strong case for each character if challenged in my assertions. I would also argue that the TV versions of the characters that carry over from the film are actually superior to the cinematic versions. Take that James Spader, Michael Shanks pwns you!  Same with Richard Dean Anderson turning the character originated by Kurt Russell into someone who doesn’t suck.

SG1’s spin-off Atlantis isn’t quite as good.  The main villain, the wraith suffer from a comical resemblance to Marilyn Manson and many of the plots are tired and recycled. And I’m not much of a fan of any of its female characters, though that’s something most shows struggle with (BSG excepted, which has no less than 5 rocking women in its central cast [still only half as many as there are male BSG characters but one takes what one can get]).  SG1 only had one female character but she rocked so hard she was equal to three men, even though one of those men was Daniel Jackson, who makes my top five list of best TV characters of all time.  But Atlantis makes up for its flaws through one character:  Dr. Rodney McKay. 

McKay is introduced in SG1 and he is immediately detestable.  In fact, he was introduced solely for the purpose of giving Carter a foil, because she was kind of too perfect and it was necessary for someone to give her some shit, because most people rightfully worshipped at her altar of amazingness.  McKay comes across as a pompous, arrogant, condescending sleaze and while he is supposed to be brilliant, he just seems petulant and underwhelming.  However, it soon becomes clear that he too worships Carter, but like a 12-year-old boy, displays his love through jerkiness.  He is a character who is used primarily for comic relief and yes, he is funny but also profoundly annoying.

But then came Stargate Atlantis.  The pilot episode was written with some other dude being the science guy but apparently the producers weren’t feeling it.  So they brought in David Hewlett, who plays McKay and suddenly it all clicked.  It is an amazing thing to behold:  Hewlett reads lines that were written for an entirely different character and yet you never doubt his McKayness for a second.  Subsequent episodes were written with McKay in mind but thankfully they converted his lecherousness into awkwardness, which transforms him into something approaching likeability. 

I mentioned my top five list of all time best TV characters and I think McKay tops that list.  There’s Data, Picard, Daniel Jackson and Dean Winchester. (Female characters need their own subset list because TV writers always make the coolest peeps white dudes [chick list: 7of9, Willow, Kai Winn, Samantha Carter, the entire female cast of BSG]). But McKay is different from everyone else on my man list, because McKay is a dope. The others exude awesomeness but McKay, while technically a genius, who often saves the day through his intelligence, making him an excellent addition to any dream team, is a loser.  Everyone around him hates him and it’s easy to see why.  If I knew him in real life I would surely detest him and plot his demise at every turn but as a TV character he has no parallel.  He is hilarious, entertaining, interesting and deeply, almost overwhelmingly flawed.  

Most awesome characters have a few quirks that prevent them from being unlikeably and unrealistically perfect (for Carter it was her black widowness and her workaholicness)  But in McKay’s case it is not a matter of having a few flaws, it is a matter of having a few saving graces.  Again, in real life: pure hate.  But on TV he is amazing because he grounds a show about the sunken city of Atlantis set in the Pegasus galaxy firmly in reality.  While other awesome characters rock their way through episodes, McKay fumbles*. He reacts to situations the way real people do.  When they go to a planet that has no ozone layer and everyone just accepts the inevitable sunburn, McKay freaks out and insists on wearing a hazmat suit for protection from UV rays (I would so do that). When McKay knows fersure he is right about something and it turns out he is wrong, he gets defensive and makes excuses and yells at his boss, and even his apology is actually just assurance that he’ll never be wrong again.  When someone just like him shows up, just like him except cool and nice, he becomes pathetic and realizes he has no friends and his resentment turns to sadness.

I could go on but this post is already spanning the entire page.  Let’s just agree that it sucks that Atlantis got cancelled.  But I hear that another spin-off is in the works: Stargate Universe.  Just like original recipe Stargate, except with a younger, hipper crew!  Hmm… didn’t the producers watch episode 200 of SG1?

*I would be remiss if I didn’t give a shout out to Buffy, the Vampire Slayer because that was a show where all the characters were realistically flawed and fumbled towards success, but enough has been written about Buffy that my additional thoughts are not required.
I’ve also made much mention of BSG, but it doesn’t get its own post either because it is the benchmark by which every other show is to be judged and if you aren’t already watching it and loving it then there’s not really much I can do for you, now is there?

5 niqueheads for the whole Stargate shebang.  [rating:50]

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My love for Supernatural is well documented in Paradise Syndrome, where my alter ego deems it to be the best show evah.  In truth I can objectively say it is not the best show on TV.  Sometimes I find myself irritated with the writing and the whole mytharc and sometimes I feel a certain amount of immaturity is on display, mostly the fault of show creator Eric Kripke, who makes it clear in interviews that he’s kind of a boy who likes gore, rock music, fast cars and not much else.

In the past I haven’t even bothered recommending this show to people because I know it is an acquired taste (helps for that taste to run towards an appreciation for hot dudes).  But every so often an episode comes along that is so genius I want to have the show’s babies.  These episodes usually center around the character of Dean Winchester, who is made of awesome (or as some astute bloggers say, awesome is made of Dean Winchester).  Dean is very flawed and sometimes he annoys me but this is good because characters who are too perfect can be irritating, as they are clear Mary-Sues (except for Samantha Carter from Stargate who manages to be awesome in spite of her perfection).

Much of the credit for Dean Winchester’s awesomeness must be given to Jensen Ackles, the actor who portrays him.  Besides being crazy hot, JAckles is also crazy talented.  He manages to elevate everything he is in despite… actually no, he made Dark Angel good but couldn’t help out sinking ships like Dawson’s Crap and Smallsuck.  (Nothing can save Smallville anymore, seriously, just cancell that thing already.)

Supernatural is currently in its fourth season and until yesterday’s episode I wasn’t impressed with this year’s storyarc.  But the most recent episode brought it all together, so much so that it even harked back to the general mytharc from previous seasons.  Well done show, well done indeed.  Ironic that it should be a time-travel episode that does it, because the whole concept of time-travel makes me squirm uncomfortably.  I still have reservations about the whole touched by an angel thing going on this season but damn if Dean’s single manly tear of missing his mommy didn’t make me get over those reservations once and for all.  JAckles, truly you can do no wrong.

I’m pretty cheap generally speaking so I usually download things if I don’t catch them on the tube but there are some shows that deserve to be purchased on DVD.  Everyone knows about my loyalty to Star Trek but those freaking DVDs cost your firstborn so no go there.  So far the only shows I have deemed worthy of purchase are Stargate SG1 (oh Daniel Jackson, you and your constant ascending), Stargate Atlantis (who knew McKay would turn out to rock so hard? – in fact I may have to write a completely seperate post about his rocksaursness) and Supernatural. 

4 niqueheads for Supernatural and 5 niqueheads for Dean Winchester as played by Jensen Awesomeckles

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